Dog Lover In The Workplace Gifts

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

The entire team applauds you.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Dog's game

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Manager does not do tricks."

Meerkats in the Office

"He's an extremely loyal employee, but you have to walk him twice a day."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"It's been such a dog-eat-dog week at the office that tomorrow is Bring Your Veterinarian To Work day."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."