Animal Enthusiasts In Corporate Settings Gifts

Meerkats in the Office

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

The entire team applauds you.

Cut-throat Environment

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Manager does not do tricks."

Dog Food Co.

"Show me the peanuts!"

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

Walrus Inc

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Has the cat got everyone's tongue?"