Animal Lover In Business Gifts

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

Your resume looks great

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Cut-throat Environment

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'it's the field office.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

Dog Food Co.

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Show me the peanuts!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'