Animal Lovers With A Corporate Twist Gifts

Cut-throat Environment

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'it's the field office.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

'So...We're not pilots!'

Dog Food Co.

"Show me the peanuts!"

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Manager does not do tricks."

Meerkats in the Office