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Cut-throat Environment

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Your resume looks great

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'it's the field office.'

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Dog Food Co.

"Show me the peanuts!"

'So...We're not pilots!'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Manager does not do tricks."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.