Animal Lover With A Business Twist T-Shirts

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

Roget's Pet

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Rattache

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Animal worries.

Cut-throat Environment