Animal Lover With A Finance Twist T-Shirts

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Rattache

Animal worries.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Animal rescue center

Chippunks

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Cut-throat Environment

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"Definitely work-related."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."