
'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'
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'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'
"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."
"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"
'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'
'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'
Diner
'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'
"Who's next?"
Are you the guy who ate my brother?
"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."
"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"
"Actually I never loved you."
'Someone's feeling bullish.'
'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'
"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."
Six Ayes and one Neigh.
"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"
'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'
"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."
Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.
"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."
"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."
Chippunks
Rattache
Animal worries.
"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."
'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'
"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.
'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'
Animal rescue center
Cut-throat Environment
"Definitely work-related."
'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."
Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.
"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."
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