Dog Lover With A Business Twist Prints

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

I like you and I like your company!

Gym Dog

"Who's next?"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Teacher's pet dog

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Beware of SUV.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Cut-throat Environment

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Bad dog!"

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."