Dog Lover With A Business Twist Pillows

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

Gym Dog

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Teacher's pet dog

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Beware of SUV.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Bad dog!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Cut-throat Environment

Houdini's Dog

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."