Business-savvy Dog Owner Prints

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Pampered?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

The Haunted Dog House

"What's our policy on pets?"

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"I never liked dogs in any of my previous lives either."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Manager does not do tricks."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'