Business-savvy Dog Owner Mugs

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Pampered?"

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

The Haunted Dog House

"What's our policy on pets?"

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"I never liked dogs in any of my previous lives either."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'Do you extract teeth?'

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Can I offer you anything?"