Animal Lover With A Corporate Twist T-Shirts

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Who's next?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Your resume looks great

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Chippunks

Animal worries.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal rescue center

Rattache

'Catch any good mice lately?'