Animal Lover With A Business Twist Mugs

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Roget's Pet

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

Your resume looks great

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Cut-throat Environment

Rattache

Chippunks

Animal worries.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."