Animal Lover In Business Mugs

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Cut-throat Environment

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

Dog Food Co.

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Show me the peanuts!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"The Annual Report looks good."