Corporate Animal Lover Mugs

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

Dog Food Co.

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Cut-throat Environment

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Show me the peanuts!"

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Manager does not do tricks."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

Meerkats in the Office

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Waaay too corporate!

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'