Corporate Critter Lover Mugs

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Who's next?"

Pizza time.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

...your sales are rather anemic

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Cut-throat Environment

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Paradigm shifters company.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Manager does not do tricks."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Dog Food Co.

Skeleton in Cubical.

Meerkats in the Office

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

'Act busy! The 'big wigs' are coming!'

"Holidays are really important for staff wellbeing. Get my backlog cleared and I'll see you in two weeks!"

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'Sorry - just let me close this deal - then I'm all yours!'

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'