Corporate Animal Lover Gifts

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

Dog Food Co.

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

Your resume looks great

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Cut-throat Environment

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'it's the field office.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Show me the peanuts!"

"Manager does not do tricks."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Waaay too corporate!

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."