Dog Lover With A Corporate Twist Gifts

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Cut-throat Environment

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Manager does not do tricks."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

Dog Food Co.

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."