Dog Lover In The Corporate World Gifts

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

The entire team applauds you.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Cut-throat Environment

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Dog Food Co.

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."