Dog Lover In The Corporate World Gifts

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Cut-throat Environment

The entire team applauds you.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Dog Food Co.

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

Meerkats in the Office

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."