Animal Lover With Corporate Twist Gifts

"Who's next?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Animal worries.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Rattache

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Chippunks

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Animal rescue center