Business-minded Animal Lover Gifts

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Cut-throat Environment

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Manager does not do tricks."

Dog Food Co.

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'...anything else, sir?'

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."