Dog Lover In Business T-Shirts

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

I like you and I like your company!

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

The entire team applauds you.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cut-throat Environment

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'it's the field office.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

"The Annual Report looks good."