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"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'it's the field office.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'...anything else, sir?'