Pet-friendly Workplace Employee Gifts

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Your resume looks great

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

Labrador for sale

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

Dog's game

Landing That Tough Account

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The entire team applauds you.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Recipes.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Your problem, Fenwick, is you don't take responsibilty for your actions.'

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."