Pet-friendly Workplace Employee Gifts

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

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"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

Dog's game

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

The entire team applauds you.

Landing That Tough Account

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Recipes.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Your problem, Fenwick, is you don't take responsibilty for your actions.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.