Pet Lover On The Job Gifts

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

I like you and I like your company!

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Roget's Pet

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Pet Pony

Your resume looks great

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Dog's game

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

The entire team applauds you.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'Good book?'

The Sheepdog Trials

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'