Pet Lover On The Job Pillows

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Roget's Pet

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

I like you and I like your company!

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Dog's game

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

The entire team applauds you.

The Sheepdog Trials

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."