Coworker Who Loves Dogs Pillows

Dog's game

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

The entire team applauds you.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

The Sheepdog Trials

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Manager does not do tricks."

Office Crush

"Show me the peanuts!"

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

'Candor is a plus.'

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

"Put this in the 'shredder.'"

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."

"You're not being singled out, Bowzer. This is to remind all employees about sexual harassment."