Dog Lover In The Workplace Pillows

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

The entire team applauds you.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

Your resume looks great

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Dog's game

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"He's an extremely loyal employee, but you have to walk him twice a day."

Meerkats in the Office

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"It's been such a dog-eat-dog week at the office that tomorrow is Bring Your Veterinarian To Work day."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"