Animal Lovers At Work Pillows

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Dog's game

Cut-throat Environment

The entire team applauds you.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'it's the field office.'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"Manager does not do tricks."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Dog Food Co.

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

Meerkats in the Office

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."