Dog Lover At The Office Pillows

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Dog's game

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

The entire team applauds you.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

"Put this in the 'shredder.'"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"The Annual Report looks good."

'I definitely like the idea...why don't I have owners contact your owners?'

Sparky goes outside to do his business.