Dog-loving Boss Gifts

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Dog's game

The entire team applauds you.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Self-Employment

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"What's our policy on pets?"

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."