Cat-loving Boss Gifts

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Cat on guitar

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'