Cat-loving Boss Gifts

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Self-Employment

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Cat on guitar

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Dogs looking at cat sleeping. - "What a waste of lifes."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"