Cat Enthusiast In The Corporate World Gifts

"Has the cat got everyone's tongue?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Who's next?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Cut-throat Environment

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"Take us to your leader!"

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

'You're security!'

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

Dog Food Co.

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

Meerkats in the Office

Clever birdie

"Hi there! Can I help explain this cartoon to you?"

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"