Corporate Cat Admirer Gifts

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'It's hard to command respect in the boardroom with such cute sneezes.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm sure it's fake.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Slippery, huh?"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Acme Graph Company.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.