Corporate Cartoon Admirer Gifts

"I'm a sucker when she turns on the tears."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

Pizza time.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

...your sales are rather anemic

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'