Corporate Cartoon Admirer Prints

"I'm a sucker when she turns on the tears."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

Pizza time.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

...your sales are rather anemic

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

'Come along, Caswell, we have a new slot for you in accounting.'

Acme Graph Company.

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'