Corporate Comics Enthusiast Gifts

"We're doing better. This is the first time in more than a year there hasn't been enough blame to go around."

"You know what, you're a born executive."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Pizza time.

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

Group of people.

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

...your sales are rather anemic

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'