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"We're doing better. This is the first time in more than a year there hasn't been enough blame to go around."

"You know what, you're a born executive."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Pizza time.

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

...your sales are rather anemic

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Group of people.

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Your wife's on the phone...."