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-"I finished the project on time and on budget!" -"Right, next project you get less time and less money!"

'In all fairness, you did ask for feedback.'

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

'We've misplaced your personnel file somewhere, Osgood, so I'm afraid I'll have to let you go.'

"Why do I always have to look for you?" "A good worker is hard to find."

"What would a competent person do?"

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I used to love being on work sites with him, but since his promotion, he has a desk-job...'

"We'd have been here sooner, R.L., but my junior partner threw a shoe."

"When I said you need to change I didn't mean it into ME!"

"It's a report form the consultancy firm, they say it will help clarify things."

"And remember Henderson, my door's always open... Do you think you could get someone to fix that?"

"Sorry, we have to let you go. You've grown too tall for our cubicles."

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'Level with me, Preston...are you on performance enhancing drugs?'

'They didn't kick me upstairs after all -- they threw me down the elevator shaft!'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'Come along, Caswell, we have a new slot for you in accounting.'

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

'I get a kick out of saying 'no'.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

Diagram of Authority

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"The Boss Secretary!! That's what I call an in-house publication!"

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'I just realized the 'e' in 'email' must stand for eternal.'