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"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

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"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

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Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

Group of people.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."