Corporate Comics Aficionado Prints

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

Group of people.

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

Little man in big man's pocket.

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'