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'To show we're not all bad, you get to spin the wheel to determine where your job will be going.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

Group of people.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Come along, Caswell, we have a new slot for you in accounting.'