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'To show we're not all bad, you get to spin the wheel to determine where your job will be going.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

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Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

Group of people.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'Come along, Caswell, we have a new slot for you in accounting.'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

"As you can see, the numbers for this year are much bigger."