Corporate Cartoon Lover Gifts

Skeleton in Cubical.

Pizza time.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

I know how you feel, looking at the VDU screen makes me feel ill too.

"Holidays are really important for staff wellbeing. Get my backlog cleared and I'll see you in two weeks!"

'Act busy! The 'big wigs' are coming!'

'No, and that's final... but you'd better go ask the boss.'

...your sales are rather anemic

"Great management is all about delegation."

"We're spending 75% of our time dealing with the elderly and infirm, and that's just the staff."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

Group of people.

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'