Workplace Cartoon Lover Gifts

"I'll make this brief, Anderson."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

The Rubber Ball Company