Workplace Cartoon Fan Gifts

'How good are you at throwing money?'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Pizza time.

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

...your sales are rather anemic

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Acme Graph Company.

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'