Workplace Comic Enthusiast Gifts

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

'We've been looking at a new 'incentive' scheme. The incentive is you get to keep your job!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.