Career Comic Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll keep your application on file in case something else comes up"

Office Politics Superstore.

"You're fired! Read all about it!"

"To be fair, they couldn't make a single one of those charges stick."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Fearless Frog Part 12

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."