Career Comic Fan Gifts

'40 hours...all in one week?'

'He's had a complete career shutdown....'

"I'm looking for a position with limited accountability."

"This is Bob Grunzenberg. Some call him flexible, others say is head is so malleable that it fits into any manager's butt."

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

Job Centre: Settle for Early Retirement.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Atomic Bear: Part 21